Digging through the Home & Garden section of Amazon, assumedly because she's probably weather-proof, I just happened to stumble on this...
but does she cook?
It is a "mail order Russian bride" blow up doll! And that name raises a lot more questions than it answers...
Of course there is a market for blow up dolls, and fair enough, this one comes from a mail order website.
But why is she Russian? Does she squeak with a thick accent? Does she smell of borscht? Do you have to fill her with vodka before you can use her? And how is she a bride? Does she wear a white dress? That might be exciting, but i doubt they throw in a bridal gown for the £100. And, by telling you she is a Russian bride, they limit your fantasy: never the naughty nurse, slutty librarian, nor the french maid; after sex the doll will start to nag you that it wants a new mobile phone, or a pink Juicy track suit, and now she has to go out to meet her friends and No, you can not come along. Seems to me that when you are resorting to a blow up doll, you don't need it rubbed in that you can't afford a real mail order bride.
